PARA LOS ALBOS QUE VIVEN EN GRINGOLANDIA U OTRO PAIS DE HABLA INGLESA, AQUI LES VA ESTE QUE ME MANDO MI HERMANO ALBO EN AUSTRALIA HUGO GARCIA:

Y despues nos preguntamos porque nos discriminan... que tal esto?


Merlin Industries
Trenton, NJ USA
Memorandum

To: Salvadorean Employees
From: Human Resources Department
Subject: New Policy using the Spanish language during working hours

1) Words like " Beeeeerga ", " hijuep-ta " and other such
expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the
discussion may get.

2) Non-important matters should not be addressed to as " **** "

3) You will not say " la cagó " when someone makes a mistake, or "
cagaron " if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and
derivates of the word "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.

4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de
huevos" or "culeradas", not will a person with lack of initiative
be referred to as "maricon", "c-ulero" or comem-ierda".

5) No manager or supervisor, under any circumstances, will not be
referred to as "ese careberga", or "ese c-erote"

6) When a good proposal is presented, the term "está bergón" must
no be used.

7) Unusual or creative brainstorming meeting will not be referred
to as "diarreas mentales".

8) Do not say "como jode" if a person is persistent, or " se jodió
" if somebody is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore,
you must not say "quijuep-ta " or " que dolor de huevos" when
matter become complicated in your line of work.
9) When asking someone to leave alone, you should not say " váyase
a la m-ierda", or will you substitute "qué p-utass quiere?" for "May I
help you?".

10) When leaving the office, using the term " me voy malparidos "
is not proper.

11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as " it
broke down", not " se chingó" or " se jodió está m-ierda ".

12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say,
"me voy a limpiar el culo con esto". Just keep it clean and file
properly.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Human Resource Department.
Merlin Industries

Me tomé la molestia de verificar...y sí, esta es una empresa real!

Merlin Industries, Inc.
70 Culbertson Ave.
P.O. Box 570
Trenton, NJ 08604-0570
800-289-1836
609-989-1600
Fax:609-989-9591
www.merlinindustries.com

Saludos,

-- Edited by TANTOR at 20:01, 2005-11-01